Cupons !!

The first grocery coupon was in 1895, offering $0.01 off of grape nuts cereal

The only Schedule You Need

1. Wake up. 
2. Green tea. 
3. Workout.
4.  Shower.
5.  Breakfast.
6.  Read. 
7. Clean.
8.  Lunch.
9.  Dance workout.
10.  Laugh.
11.  Dinner. 
12. Shower. 
13. Sleep.

One Lousy Sandwich !!!

How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get one woman to pack my lunch for me..

Happy Where ?

A psychology study suggests that when you're single, all you see are happy couples - When you're committed, you see happy singles.

"Yo Mama" jokes were invented by Shakespeare.

Girls !!!

Girls are sensitive, they over think every little thing and they care way more than they should, but that’s what makes their love so strong.

War Commander in Facebook is a terrific time waster

Major security hole allows Apple passwords to be reset with only email address, date of birth (update)

 

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Pain has the ability to change the way a person looks at and deals with their everyday life.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

1 out of every 100 people are psychopaths and they look just like everybody else.

Remember to always ........Keep The Top On !!

From Science to Extreme Stupidity